Sunday 23 June 2013

Review: The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks

Let me clearly say that this is the kind of book that, if it were possible to go back in time, I would give to my 17 year old self, as I patiently and calmly explained to her that there was nothing wrong with her, and that she'd end up married to a devilishly handsome guy anyhow, but everything that she is feeling is valid, normal, and frankly, going to be a heck of a lot of fun!


The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks
is fun and sassy. Most refreshing is that there's a certain realness to the playfulness that she uses when discussing girl-on-girl sexuality. I suppose I'm saying that her book comes across as being really authentic, and that's refreshing. She teases out the nuances of our culture, and points a lot of curious (pun definitely intended) gals down avenues that they themselves may have only considered in secret, or really late at night, while drunk, on the Internet. She's very entertaining and you'll definitely find that certain parts will be more dog-eared that others. That's okay, and kinda the point.

She also doesn't leave out the silly and funny details of shacking up with another gal. As has been mentioned, just because you're a woman, doesn't mean that you magically know exactly what all other women necessarily need, or want. Yes, there's an element of a second wave sisterhood in here, where we begin exploring our own bodies, so as to understand just how they work, but I don't think that's entirely a bad thing. We were all born as beautiful, sexual beings, and all Sincero is asking of us is to live up to our birthright by fooling around (drunken or not) with a female friend.

p.s. If you ever want to piss off your Mother-in-law in a way that she won't soon recover from, be sure to leave this one out in plain sight next time she's over. :P


Haleigh Cookson Clark gives this book 5 out of 5 stars.

Thursday 20 June 2013

Images of Inspiration: The Dinner Guest [ffm, tranny, oral sex, anal creampie]

I'm just going to begin by reminding everyone that this is fairly new territory for me. Exciting, sexy, but still new. A lot of help came in from my tumblr, but also from a few unnamed gentlemen from FetLife - you know who you are and are definitely thanked! So, without further ado:

Image courtesy of h-g-g
Image courtesy of opticalarousal
Image courtesy of bi-sissy

Image courtesy of vanessavania

Tuesday 11 June 2013

The Dinner Guest [ffm, tranny, oral sex, anal creampie] (Fantastically Filthy Fantasies Vol. 2)

Brian and his girlfriend Linda have hit a sexual slump, and they think the solution to their problems might be found in Mia, Linda's hot and exotic co-worker. They invite her over to their loft for drinks before a night of clubbing, but when things heat up, Brian discovers a big surprise about the shy Brazilian girl.

This story is roughly 7000 words long, and involves ffm with a tranny, really hot oral sex, and an anal creampie.

Available from Amazon, B&N, iTunes, Kobo, and Google Play.

Brian allowed himself a gentle laugh. After all, he didn’t want to seem too eager.

Linda gave his thigh a playful squeeze, and then pulled back. She glanced at him with menace in her eye.

“Uh oh,” she said in feigned shock, her hand covering her mouth playfully.

Mia seemed puzzled. “Oh no Linds, everything is okay?”

Brian observed his girlfriend quizzically, unsure.

“I think,” Linda spoke, as she silently crept alongside of him, “that someone has a little problem.”

Mia looked genuinely concerned.

Brian wasn’t sure what his girlfriend was playing at.

“Yep,” Linda continued, “cause I don’t wanna wait for the pizza, but I’m hungry now.” She glanced up at her boyfriend with a devilish grin.

Lowering her gaze, she began to paw at the obviously hard cock barely hidden under the dark denim of his jeans. “You’ve been holdin’ out, mister,” she said as she drunkenly began to work the zipper.

Brian was utterly paralyzed with fear and delight as his blood thundered in his veins. He leaned his head back upon the soft plush of the couch when he felt Linda’s cool hand grasp his throbbing, heated member. The head of his cock was already sheathed in precum, from an entire afternoon of filthy fantasies in his head. Finally, Linda gave it a few hard squeezes, causing him to moan softly.

“My my,” Mia said softly to herself, as her gazed fixed upon the naughty events unfolding in front of her. Linda glanced up at her friend and saw the dark-eyed Brazilian girl was running her tongue wetly along her lips in anticipation.

Eyes closed, Brian said nothing.

“So, what happens if I’m hungry too? Is there enough for me?” Mia asked, her accent thick and lusty in Brian’s ears.

“Of course,” Linda cooed, “I always share my toys with my friends.”

Unsure if he was dreaming, Brian looked down to fully appreciate what he was about to receive. As Mia knelt down in front of him, her miniskirt hiked up giving Brian a peek of her gauzy pink panties. Tanned, exotic features or not, Brian could see that Mia was in fact blushing heavily, as she leaned toward his exposed cock. Linda was splayed on the couch next to him, her legs playfully kicked up behind her.

Sweeping her sandy blonde hair to one side, Linda observed the pained anticipation upon her boyfriend’s face. Then, without a moment’s notice, Linda wetly slurped her boyfriend’s cock into her hot little mouth.

Brian moaned softly.

Linda closed her eyes, as she always did and began to suck deeply on his shaft.

Mia, however, looked up at him with her smouldering dark eyes when her wet little tongue began to tease him. She softly brushed her dark hair from her face and began to tickle his shaft, and suck at his balls.

Brian glanced down in awe: of all the times he’d secretly fantasized about it, he never though that he’d ever see Mia and Linda, cheek to cheek, hungrily devouring his cock.

The girls exchanged knowing glances at one another as they worked Brian’s meat with their eager little mouths. Giggly Linda, unable to contain herself, hummed pleasingly through his cock, causing him to shudder with delight.

Linda popped Brian’s cock wetly out of her mouth, and with a big sticky grin on her face, offered it to Mia.
The sun-kissed girl’s lashes fluttered seductively, as her dark brown eyes locked with Brian’s. Through the faintest of smiles, she made a little o around the head of his slippery shaft, and silently inhaled it without a sound.

Mia was good, damned good. The suction she could maintain was incredible, far more than Linda. A skilled cock-sucker, her tongue flattened out against his shaft and did an erotic little swirl around the base of his head with every pump of her mouth. Brian held his arms behind the couch for leverage, and nearly thrust his hips up to greet her.

Brian moaned, and struggled to keep his composure. He was used to Linda, and Mia was new, refreshing and skilled. She pulled much harder than Linda, causing her cheeks to cave in somewhat, and her fiery gaze burned a hole right through him. Brian was in heaven.

Impressed, and perhaps a little jealous, Linda began to lick at her boyfriend’s shaft, with the occasional kiss being placed upon the corner of Mia’s mouth. Before he knew it, Brian was watching Mia and his girlfriend stealing sticky, cum-soaked kisses from one another as they playfully fought over his cock. Life was good.

Cradling his head back along the cushions of the couch, Brian decided to push his luck. “Little hot in here, isn’t it girls?”

Sliding his glistening shaft from her mouth, Linda pinched his thigh. “You’ve got some nerve, mister.”

He smiled boyishly. “I know.”

Mia respectfully glanced at Linda, who gave her a nod. Before Brian could react, the little black dress that the sultry Brazilian had painted on spilled to a shiny pile at her feet, revealing the delicate pink panties that clung tightly to her beautiful, tanned body...

Wednesday 5 June 2013

Images of Inspiration: The Locker Room [mmf, creampie, oral sex]

So, being the very first of the new series, Fantastically Filthy Fantasies, I knew I had to (pardon the pun) start with a bang. Enter Ally, a pissed-off-but-totally-hot cheerleader who recently found out that her asshole of a boyfriend cheated on her, and now, she's out for revenge. I'm not going to lie - a lot of this was new, and incredibly arousing territory for me to explore. Personally, I blame the mind-meltingly hot stuff that I bump into while tumbling. Anyhow, I'd like to think that the following really helped, let's say, put me in the appropriate frame of mind prior, during, and after the writing of The Locker Room.

Image courtesy of sexonight.
Image courtesy of doit4pleasure.
Image courtesy of two4more.
 Image courtesy of swinginbabyyeah.

Sunday 2 June 2013

The Locker Room [mmf, creampie, oral sex] (Fantastically Filthy Fantasies Vol. 1)

Pretty, blonde, and tanned, Ally is a hot cheerleader who's just learned that her boyfriend, the handsome quarterback Dan, cheated on her while he was playing an out of town game. To seek her revenge, she goes to chew him out in the locker room in front of his teammates, but stumbles upon something far more to her liking.

This story is roughly 5000 words long, and involves mmf, creampie, oral sex, and revenge.


Available from Amazon, B&N, iTunes, Kobo, and Google Play.

Blue and a little rusted in the corners, the heavy iron door slammed so hard that it caused echoes to explode across the gym. Ally was pissed.

Fury seemed to well up in burning green eyes and crept across her brow. Her fists balled up at the end of her toned, tanned arms. Casually brushing the blonde locks that had escaped from beneath her cowboy hat, she stalked the halls of the school gracefully, like some stalking huntress.

Even when she was furious, there was no mistaking that she was one of the beautiful, arrogant girls who naturally dominated the cheerleading team.

She was even pretty as she worked up a sweat, just five minutes ago, when she keyed the red pick-up truck that her soon-to-be-ex boyfriend Dan drove.

They were the classic couple, or at least, used to be. He was the handsome quarterback and she, the star cheerleader on his arm. Dan was a temptingly tall, dark, and handsomely sculpted statue. Apparently some girl that Ally had never met before felt so too. When Dan’s team was playing in another city, she stayed the night in his hotel room.

Ally only found out because Dan, not the sharpest tool in the shed, accidentally forwarded the convo he’d been having with said home-wrecking girl. The rest, like the tires on Dan’s pickup, was history.

Ally stormed through the gym. She’d expected to find him here, working out. “Probably bragging about the whore he’d banged while the fucker was away,” she fumed.

Although her cheerleading kept her svelte and trim, it also made her toned, allowing her far more force than one would suspect. Pilates and yoga, she smirked, as another door satisfyingly nearly flew off its hinges.

She had just toppled a large wire basket of footballs when she heard riotous laughter echoing down a far corridor.

“Dan,” she seethed. Her blood began to boil.

Ally marched toward the hallway, and noticed that it came from the boys’ locker room. She grinned. There’d be something so very satisfying about tearing Danny-boy a new one in front of all of his friends. Music to her ears. She grinned devilishly and carefully pushed her way through the door.

She was met with a steamy wave of sweat, soap, and cologne. She paused, however briefly, and allowed herself to enjoy the raw masculinity of the place, before continuing down the short, dark hallway.

She stopped just short of the final door, disappointed because realized that there were far fewer voices than she’d originally thought.

Straining to listen, she immediately recognized both. One was Blake, a lightning fast running back with a swimmer’s body, and the other was Davis, a massive teddy bear of a man who kept Dan’s worthless hide safe on the field. She liked them both. Blake for the eye candy, and David because he’d blush and stammer every time one of the cheerleaders would flirt with him. And they all did. Poor guy.

She stopped to listen further – maybe Dan was in the shower? Ally allowed herself to eavesdrop through the door. Of course Blake was doing the talking.

“So then, seriously guy, he fuckin’ goes,” Blake was lecturing the massive Davis, “you fucker’s gotta pay for that, ‘cause that shit ain’t free!” Ally listened to Davis burst into laughter, as Blake tried to add even more elements to his likely made-up story. The big man was in the middle of congratulating his lightning-fast friend when Ally decided to crash the party.

“Evening gents,” she said, looking at no one in particular, with the slightest tilt of her hat.

Both boys froze completely.

She was somewhat relieved that they were both wearing towels, but they’d clearly just finished hitting the showers. Davis comically tried to cover his barrel chest with his massive arms, and Blake offered her a completely surprised, wide-eyed smirk.

“Allykins,” the slender boy greeted her. He knew she hated that.

“Cut the crap! Where’s that sack of shit man of mine?” she roared.

She knew by the looks on their faces that Dan had already told them. They looked nervously at one another, before Blake began to stammer a reply. “Ally, he uh…”

“You know what,” she cut him off, “I don’t even fucking care. Screw him. We’re finished.” She literally shook with rage.

Both men stood in silence, unsure how to proceed.

“He’s history, so in the past. You know what I need? Someone to celebrate my new freedom from that asshole,” she announced triumphantly.

Davis looked away, while Blake smiled, fumbling for his words, for a change.

“Got any single friends? I need someone to help me get over that limp-dick loser,” she casually announced to the pair, as she examined her nails.

Blake laughed, cleared his throat, and laughed again.

Davis sweetly tried to play mediator. “Ally, you don’t mean that. I know that Dan’s got his problems,” he began, but she ignored the rest of what he said, when she realized how massive his bulge was under his towel. He’d tried to cover it with his hands, but was failing.

She interrupted him.“Really?” she asked, as she stepped menacingly toward him. The massive man actually shrunk back.“You have no idea where I’d find someone like that?” she asked in a soft, kittenish voice, as she playfully tugged at his towel.

Visibly worried, Davis backed off. “Hey, cut it out,” he demanded, trying to hide the massive bulge in his pants. Blake watched in awed silence.

Before anyone could react, Ally had managed to yank the towel off causing Davis’ cock to bob out from its hiding place.

Ally gasped loudly, eyes wide, as she covered her mouth gently.

“Fuck son…” Blake shook his head in a compliment to his large friend.

Davis began to turn a deep shade of red, and watched Ally in stunned silence.

“Good god, if only Danny had toys like this,” she cooed, unable to hide the beaming smile that crept across her face.“So,” she began, as she leaned in closely.

Davis stumbled over his words. “Y-yes?”

Her eyes were wide with excitement and her breath was heaving in her chest. She felt a little bad that she was seducing the sweet boy so effortlessly, but it was well worth it.

“Can I touch it?” Ally asked in a seductive, throaty purr.